Attention feminists!
He is a paragon of masculinity.
He will do things to you whether you want him to or not.
ADDITION: He smells of urine flavoured fritz. His cologne reminds one of a hot summers night at a soiled train station.
Doctor McEarbang Tuesday, May 13 2008
Uncategorized 11:56 am
That’s right leftards! Gone is your dominion over ABC broadcasting! Enter this year’s ratings chamption!
Doctor McEarbang – Masculine Lord
That’s right. I, Angus McEarbang am a Masculine Lord, travelling the vortex through the empire of man, I protect masculinity from the wiles of Feminist Cat Women and the scheming of communist, genocidal, pepper pots.
Exterminate? No! Their ray guns wilt at the sight of my masculine member!
Women of the Universe will be liberated from Marxist dogmas of feminism through the readings of the most masculine woman who ever lived; Ayn Rand! And like truly liberated women, they will partake of my member and resurrect the Masculine Lord race!
So claim I, Doctor McEarbang, Last of the Masculine Lords!
Woo-woo-wooooooooo-wo-wooooooo-dun-dun-da-dun-dun-dun-da-dun!
